Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4K)

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1551 Post by DarkImbecile » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:42 pm

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#1552 Post by Boosmahn » Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:15 am

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1553 Post by mfunk9786 » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:38 pm

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A lot going on here, very little of which makes any visual sense

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#1554 Post by Big Ben » Thu Aug 22, 2019 4:04 pm

Makes it look like a quirky comedy with Margot going on a Road-trip.

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1555 Post by Cash Flagg » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:36 pm

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1556 Post by Big Ben » Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:48 pm

With all the great visual elements to the movie they came up with...that? Really?

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1557 Post by furbicide » Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:51 pm

Did John Cusack take that photo?

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#1558 Post by Feego » Fri Aug 23, 2019 12:55 pm

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This movie received many beautiful VHS covers back in the day, but the digital era has treated it to one Photoshop nightmare after another.
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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1559 Post by soundchaser » Fri Aug 23, 2019 12:56 pm

At least the Cowardly Lion looks even remotely disturbed by the actual tornado next to him. What's everyone else's excuse?

EDIT: Actually, it looks like he knows he's about to be sucked up, and the Scarecrow and the Tin Man have planned it.

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1560 Post by Blutarsky » Fri Aug 23, 2019 3:36 pm

I woke up and saw this cover. I swear I thought I was dreaming. Nope. In my dreams I have fake blu Ray covers that look terrible, this is a real life manifestation of that never ending nightmare.

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#1561 Post by domino harvey » Sun Aug 25, 2019 12:05 am

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#1562 Post by Blutarsky » Sun Aug 25, 2019 1:43 am

I wouldn’t say Sleeping Beauty is so much terrible, it is that the previous covers have been extremely nice to look at, and this one is well...not so much beautiful.

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#1563 Post by Monterey Jack » Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:45 am

Aurora looks like she just cut a left cheek sneak, and Maleficent is reacting.

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#1564 Post by domino harvey » Wed Aug 28, 2019 3:00 am

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1565 Post by colinr0380 » Wed Aug 28, 2019 3:11 am

There's a lot of closed off body language going on in that Bob Funk cover. As if the cover is trying to be all sexy and risque but everyone else is having none of it.

Can you really hug a champagne bottle so hard that you make the cork pop out? And why does that lady's derriere have a shiny halo around it? Is that meant to be Grace Zabriske's bottom? These are the important questions of our time.

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1566 Post by Adam Grikepelis » Wed Aug 28, 2019 5:36 am

Even Grace Zabriskie’s legs are crossed.

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1567 Post by Roger Ryan » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:12 am

"Rachael Leigh Cook's Best Film Since She's All That!" and "Welcome To My Decline" don't complement each other very well.

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1568 Post by Cash Flagg » Wed Aug 28, 2019 3:07 pm

colinr0380 wrote:
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Is that meant to be Grace Zabriske's bottom?
Zabriske's Point!

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1569 Post by colinr0380 » Wed Aug 28, 2019 5:25 pm

I've never wanted a gif reaction shot of Grace Zabriske's character in Galaxy In Terror rolling her eyes in exasperation more than I do now! :D

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1570 Post by pet42 » Sun Sep 01, 2019 3:23 am

Adam Grikepelis wrote:
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Technically not awful, but [...]

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There will be also a german release :shock: :

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1571 Post by Adam Grikepelis » Sun Sep 01, 2019 3:50 am

Oh...

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1572 Post by Fred Holywell » Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:43 pm

soundchaser wrote:
Fri Aug 23, 2019 12:56 pm
At least the Cowardly Lion looks even remotely disturbed by the actual tornado next to him. What's everyone else's excuse?
Climate change deniers?

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1573 Post by tenia » Sun Sep 22, 2019 1:28 pm

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So much Photoshop.
I think Julia Stiles was looking older than that in Save the Last Dance.

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1574 Post by Luke M » Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:33 pm

The American title should've been Queens too.

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Re: Worst DVD Covers...ever! (Part 4)

#1575 Post by Never Cursed » Mon Sep 23, 2019 12:18 am

It took me like three full looks at that poster to even figure out that I had seen that movie

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